Mom, wanted to let you know things I'm thankful for.
The $15 grunting pig toy that I degutted in 5.2 seconds. What a blast!!
The choice spot on the bed right over the waterbed heater.
My own personal loveseat complete with that pretty flowered comforter -- which I degutted in 5.2 seconds. Sorry, Mom!
How you never seem to get mad when I plant those paw-sized bruises on your leg.
caramel ice cream.
But most of all, I'm thankful to be loved by you.
Let the feasting begin, and get these friggin birds off my back!!