I am the guardian
I am the protector
I saved Isabelle from Mr. Stinky

Boy, I sure shook the stink out of him, didn't I??

Next time I want Massingill Summer Fresh douche -- no more of that generic stuff!!  And, how about a little warm water for the next midnight bath!!  Oh, I really didn't appreciate you barfing all over my back, either!!

George W. called today and wants me to take over the Homeland Security job.  Said if I could stand Mr. Stinky, I sure could stand the stink of those terrorists!!