Went on a date with Moses
He said "Bring sandals."  I thought we were going to the beach!!

He keeps muttering something about wandering for 40 years in the desert!!!

I AIN'T staying out here for 40 YEARS!!!
Geez, my coat bleaches after 40 MINUTES in the sun!!!

Moses, Moses, Moses!!!  He better find me a palm tree soon, or that lizard is going to be riding someplace other than on his back!!!