I'm visiting my friend, Bertie, in Australia.  I told her you were talking about puppies and she has given me some warnings.  Here's the rules!!

I MAY allow you to breed me.
I MAY allow you to pick my boyfriend.
Under NO circumstances will I carry the puppies around like this!!  No way.  No how.  Uh-uh.  Not happening.  YOU want puppies, YOU carry them around in a pouch on YOUR belly.

Also, Bertie says the puppies are not allowed to eat crackers in bed!!