Mom, I need your help.  Herbie came to play with me and was dognapped by a BYB.  This nasty man plans to use Herbie in his breeding program to produce long-legged Weiner Dogs and rare Green-Backed Warty-Faced Danes.  He's disguised Herbie so no one will recognize him.  I had to go "incognito" just to keep from being dognapped myself!!  Please tell everyone to look for Herbie before this guy steals all his little spermies!!!