Met Guido on the internet.  He said he was tall, dark and handsome, but I didn't quite picture him like this.  

He invited me back to his place for a dip in the hot tub.  The ONLY dip in the hot tub WAS Guido.  He kept blowing snot at me!!

For THIS I bought a new shower cap!!!

I took my rubber ducky and left.  

Love

Cleo