Mom -- I just discovered this terrible travesty!!  This cat has everyone thinking it can READ!!

All us Danes KNOW cats CAN'T READ.  

First, they have no nose to hold the glasses up.

Second, if they could wear glasses -- like my chic pair -- they would be coated with FUR BALLS.

Third, and most important, if they could read, I'd be having cat snacks every day.  I'm sure you've noticed the "FREE CAT FOOD" sign in the back yard.

Be aware all you Great Danes -- CATS ARE LIARS!